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101+ Symptoms of “Hash Addiction.”

1.  You see a guy in a dress (are not shocked) and immediately check your mobile calendar to see which dress run you missed.

2.  When finishing a beer you feel compelled to turn the container upside down on your head.

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3. Your knees look like this.

4. You have more sidewalk chalk then your kids.

5.  You have a vessel at the ready, no matter the occasion.

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6. You place your coffee cup on your head to be recognized in business meetings.

7.  You yell ON-ON at your kids and expect them to follow AND On-In when it’s time to come in for dinner.

8.  You start any retort with, “Pint of Lager…”

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9. You get excited when flour goes on sale in either 25 or 50 lb bags.  

10.   You snicker at work anytime someone says head…  (Head?  Who said head?)

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