1. You see a guy in a dress (are not shocked) and immediately check your mobile calendar to see which dress run you missed.
2. When finishing a beer you feel compelled to turn the container upside down on your head.
4. You have more sidewalk chalk then your kids.
5. You have a vessel at the ready, no matter the occasion.
7. You yell ON-ON at your kids and expect them to follow AND On-In when it’s time to come in for dinner.
8. You start any retort with, “Pint of Lager…”
10. You snicker at work anytime someone says head… (Head? Who said head?)