Is “Hashing” for Me? – Take this Quick Test to Find Out

Hashing is not for everyone.  We run (and walk) around in the woods and through neighborhoods, following a flour and chalk trail searching for beer.  Then we gather in circle and act like a bunch of college frat boys.  So here’s a quick test to see if hashing is for you:

Answer YES or No to each question and then add up your score below.

The ubiquitous red Solo cup
red Solo cup


1. I enjoy adult beverages. OR  – I don’t, but I’m cool with
watching others consume them.  A lot.

(+10 points for YES, – 20 for NO)

2. “Bad” words and sexual innuendoes make me uncomfortable.
(-20 points for YES, +10 for NO)

3.  I enjoy (any of the following):  video games,  attending any kind of “Con” event;  AnimeCon, ComicCon, etc, comic books, super heroes, Sci Fi, or otherwise identify myself as a nerd/geek.
(+10 points for YES, – 10 for NO)

Leech check!
Leech check!

4.  I HATE getting my clothes/hands or anything
else dirty or covered in mud!

(-10 points for YES, +10 for NO)

5.  I love orange food!  (Cheetos, Doritos…)
(+10 points for YES, – 10 for NO)

Mmmm.  Cider.
Mmmm. Cider.


6.  I can’t drink/eat gluten, so I can’t have beer!

(+10 points for YES, +10 for NO)
No probs.  We always have cider and gluten free options.

7.  My job/life is stressful and I’m looking for ways to chill and have fun.
(+10 points for YES, – 10 for NO)

8.  I like to drink and drive.
(-100 points for YES, +10 for NO)
(What?  Really?  No.  Hashers look out for each other)

9.  I am a introvert, I’m nervous around new people.
(+10 points for YES, +10 for NO)
Yep.  It’s a great way for introverts to let loose.  And, like many introverts you probably like watching people act stupid

Hey ladies
Hey ladies


10.  I already have too many friends and I don’t like to
have fun.

(-10 points for YES, +10 for NO)


IF YOU SCORED:

80+:  You are already a Hasher.  Time to come out of the closet.
60-70:   You are going to have a great time.
50:  Eh.  Could go either way.  Give it a shot.
40:  Maybe best to do a nice walk with the dog down by the river or something.
0-30:  Just.  Don’t.

3 thoughts on “Is “Hashing” for Me? – Take this Quick Test to Find Out”

  1. I’ve done over 500 hashes, and I’m beginning to like it! On-On /Yogi (East Grinstead H3 – refined, intelligent mud-slinging ass-holes…)

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